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when someone says “to the left”..

sodamnrelatable:

i automatically start singing “TO THE LEFT TO THE LEFT, EVERYTHING YOU OWN IN THE BOX TO THE LEFT!”

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That awkward moment when the doctor asks you if you’re sexually active.

sodamnrelatable:

… And your mom is right next to you and just turns around and look at you like this:

”you better say no filthy slut or else you will be homeless” type of look.

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when going to a friends' house

  • Normal people: What a lovely home you have
  • Me: Whats your wifi password?


ja-nel:

This is exactly

ja-nel:

This is exactly