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when someone says “to the left”..
i automatically start singing “TO THE LEFT TO THE LEFT, EVERYTHING YOU OWN IN THE BOX TO THE LEFT!”
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That awkward moment when the doctor asks you if you’re sexually active.
… And your mom is right next to you and just turns around and look at you like this:
”you better say no filthy slut or else you will be homeless” type of look.
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when going to a friends' house
- Normal people: What a lovely home you have
- Me: Whats your wifi password?
This is exactly
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